OMG Mum, Mylo Said Rudes!
I would like to dedicate 2ManyAzns to every single sub-standard DJ I've seen who has not only made a lot of cash from being an international DJ but manages to explain any poor technique with the fail safe 'But I'm a producer!!
Felix da Cocksnap, I'm looking at you. And ever since seeing you 'DJ' twice (this is debatable, seeing as you pretty much played the same set twice), I went back and listened to your album "Kitten and Thee Glitz" and that track I used to think was kind of cute "Voicemail with Miss Kittin", isn't a diversion or a masterstroke of production - IT'S JUST YOU BEING A LAZY FUCK AND PUTTING YOUR CELEBRITY VOICEMAIL ON YOUR ALBUM JUST SO WE KNOW MISS KITTIN CALLS YOU.
In Australia, the Good Vibrations festival is hitting our shores. Mylo is out here and is doing about 123098 gigs in Sydney (ok, 3 - abnd he was just here in October). Everyone knows he's a shit DJ. I've actually seen him DJ and once again everyone claimed he was a producer, when his skillz were criticised. Ok, "Drop the Pressure" was kind of fun the first time. But certainly not the 10123th time. Motherfuckersmotherfuckersmotherfuckersm
therfuckers gonna DROP THE PRESSSSSSSSSURE *enter modulation*. OMG MUM, MYLO SAID RUDES! And it's going too long! Another modulation to keep the interest! And every single person is going mad for it, except for the hater Nadia in the corner!!
ANYWAY, the real point of this point is I heard his single "Destroy Rock and Roll" where he creates a song by getting a generic 80s beat and saying through a vocoder a list of 80s musical artists/bands. Surely this doesn't pass as music!? You can't write an electro track just by reciting the names of bands from the 80s?? Surely I'm not being jaded about this? When did the mere statement of "DURAN DURAN ADAM ANT THE EURYTHMICS DURAN DURAN DURAN DURAN" become a new hit electro sensation?